Babysitting my six year old niece today and tomorrow... Have been told by her mother that she's been playing with matches because they found a pile (?!) hidden in the basement. I'm not buying it since no one over there or here smokes, so where would the matchbooks have come from?
Is this why I haven't seen the Wildman lately?
Look, I couldn't care less if you come after me since I'm more than capable of taking care of myself, but you don't go after my family, especially not the babies, or you'll be one sorry SOB.